$LONDAY — current status: still a coin.  •  Holders: some.  •  Market cap: varies.  •  Confidence: unearned.  •  As seen on this website.  •  LONDAI JARI RAHE.  •  This is not financial advice. Frankly, it's barely advice.  • 
Londai Jari Rahe · $LONDAY

It's a coin. About Super Londay.
You support the nonsense. We produce more of it.

$LONDAY will not change your life. It will not disrupt anything. It has no opinion on the banking system. It is a token that exists because we make comedy, you watch it, and at some point somebody said "we should do a coin" and nobody stopped him in time.

Buy $LONDAY Read the Whitepaper

Or don't. The videos are free either way.

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About

Who we are, and how it came to this.

We are Super Londay. Londay with super ability — like Superman, but instead of man, we are londay. We can't fly, but yeah, we do londai. Super londai.

Why Coin?

Super Londay started as a comedy brand. It is still a comedy brand. The coin has not changed that; if anything, it has confirmed it.

For years we have produced content that people describe as "funny" and, occasionally, "why." Somewhere along the way we noticed that other people were launching coins with less reason than us, which is remarkable, because we have almost no reason.

Super Londay Coin is our answer to a question nobody asked, delivered with the confidence of a project that has asked itself even fewer questions.

We are not a startup. We are not a movement. We are a group of people who make videos, and now, additionally, a coin.

2019 — comedy.   2022 — more comedy.   2026 — coin, inexplicably.
"We stand behind this project, at a reasonable distance." — Founder
Watch the contentThis is the actual product.
Purpose

Purpose.

You support the nonsense. We produce more of it.

That's it. That's the entire economic model. You may notice it is shorter than other projects' purpose statements. That is because it is true.

Other coins promise to bank the unbanked, decentralise the centralised, and free the freed. We promise that if the coin does well, we will make more videos, and if it doesn't, we will also make more videos, but with worse lighting.

YOU
→ 💰 →
US
→ 🤡 →
YOU
"The flywheel." Purpose reviewed annually. Findings: still nonsense.
Fund the nonsenseWe'll handle the rest. Loosely.
Roadmap

We use Google Maps.

For those requiring more detail, please find our quarterly breakdown below:

Progress:

41%. We can't explain this number either.

✅ Launch coin — done, evidently.
⬜ Moon — no. Be serious.

The roadmap is subject to change, in the sense that we may lose it.
Follow the journeyDestination unclear. Journey confirmed.
Utility

Utility: an honest assessment.

The utility of $LONDAY is that you have it.

Some tokens let you vote on governance. Some let you stake, farm, or bridge. $LONDAY lets you tell people you own a coin from a comedy channel, which in the right room is devastating.

1. Ownership

You own it. Confirmed on-chain and, more importantly, in your heart.

2. The feeling of ownership

Distinct from item 1. Ask any philosopher.

3. Community things

Occasionally, when we think of them.

4. Supporting the nonsense

See: Purpose. We are legally comfortable with all four.

FeatureOther coins$LONDAY
StakingYesNo
GovernanceYesNo
YieldYesNo
Honesty about the aboveNoYes
100% utility-adjacent.
Acquire utilityBoth kinds: the coin, and the word.
Tokenomics

Tokenomics. The economics of the token.

Total supply: 1,000,000,000. A large, fixed number that we chose because it looked nice.

There is no burn mechanism. Nothing about this project needed to involve fire.

There is no tax on transactions, because we found taxes annoying everywhere else in life and saw no reason to import them.

Numbers audited by a man called Dev who seemed confident.
Read the full breakdownIt's mostly the pie chart again, bigger.
Whitepaper

The Super Londay Whitepaper

Version 1.0 — Final, unless we change it.

Abstract

This paper introduces Super Londay Coin ($LONDAY), a digital token affiliated with the Super Londay comedy brand. We examine the token's purpose (nonsense), its mechanism (a coin), and its long-term outlook (see: purpose). We conclude that the token exists, and present supporting evidence throughout.

1. Introduction

Cryptocurrency whitepapers traditionally open with a problem statement. Herein lies our first innovation: we do not have a problem statement, because we do not have a problem. Things were fine. We simply also wanted a coin.

Prior work in this field includes every other meme coin, most of which claim to be different from every other meme coin. We claim no such thing. $LONDAY is extremely similar to other meme coins, except attached to content that already existed and will continue to exist regardless.

2. Background

Super Londay is a comedy brand. Audiences watch the content and enjoy it, or watch the content and don't, but watch it again anyway. This established relationship — creator produces nonsense, audience consumes nonsense — forms the theoretical foundation of the token, in that we noticed it and thought, "that, but a coin."

3. Methodology

The coin was created using a computer (see: Technology). It was then made available for purchase. Our methodology ends here, and we are told this is unusually short for the section, but we are unwilling to pad it.

4. Token Design

$LONDAY is a fungible token. Each $LONDAY is identical to each other $LONDAY, which we feel is fair. The token does not do anything on its own. Left unattended, it will remain a token indefinitely. This has been tested (we left one alone for a month).

5. Economic Model

The economic model is a loop:

Holder supports the nonsense → nonsense is produced → holder observes the nonsense → holder feels, on balance, that this was fine → loop continues.

We have modelled no scenarios in which this breaks, mostly because we have modelled no scenarios.

6. Risk Factors

The token may go down. It may go up. It may stay exactly where it is, which historically is the one thing coins never do. Additional risks include: us, generally.

7. Governance

Decisions are made by the team, over food. There is no voting mechanism. We considered one, then considered ourselves, and withdrew the consideration.

8. Related Work

Bitcoin (Nakamoto, 2008) — a coin, famously. Dogecoin (2013) — a funnier coin. $LONDAY (2026) — this one.

9. Conclusion

Super Londay Coin exists. We believe the evidence presented in this paper supports that claim robustly. Future work includes more nonsense, which is already in production.

References

[1] The other whitepapers we skimmed.
[2] A YouTube video about how coins work.
[3] Dev, personal communication, repeatedly.

Download the whitepaperNine sections. Zero equations. One coin.
Team

The team. Such as it is.

Super Londay Coin is run by the same people who make the content, which should tell you everything about both the content and the coin.

👑

The Founder

Came up with the coin. Regrets are pending review.

🎬

The Creative One

Makes the videos. Was not consulted about the coin. Supports it now, contractually.

💻

Dev

Handles the technology (see: Technology). We believe him.

📱

Community Manager

Reads the group chat so the others don't have to. A hero, in the quiet sense.

None of us are anonymous, but none of us are famous either, so it lands in roughly the same place.

Advisors: "We ask the group chat."   Team photos feature one person mid-blink, kept deliberately.
Meet us in the contentWe're in there most weeks.
Technology

Technology.

Computer.

For those requiring the extended technical documentation: the coin runs on a blockchain, which is a kind of computer that many people share and nobody can turn off, which is also how we'd describe the internet's opinion of our content.

THE COIN
THE BLOCKCHAIN
Fig. 1.

Our technology stack, in full: a blockchain (established, reputable, not ours), a smart contract (short, boring, deliberately), Dev's laptop (backed up as of recently), and this website (you're soaking in it).

We did not invent any new technology for this project, which we consider one of our strongest safety features.

Security: the contract has been reviewed by Dev, and once, sternly, by Dev's friend.
View the contractIt's public. It's brief. It's a contract.
Partnerships

Partnerships.

We are proud to announce that we are open to partnerships.

Current confirmed partners: each other.

One logo, rotating anyway. Trusted by the team behind Super Londay Coin. As featured in our own announcement.

We have been in discussions with several major brands, in the sense that we have watched their adverts. Formal outreach is planned for whenever someone on the team feels brave.

If you represent an organisation and would like to partner with a comedy meme coin, we admire your position in your company and would love to hear how you got it.

Partner with usSomeone has to be first. Statistically.
FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions, honestly answered.

What is $LONDAY?
A meme coin attached to the Super Londay comedy brand. This is roughly the fourth section that says so, and we'll keep going.
Is this a joke?
Yes, but a real one. The coin exists. The joke also exists. They coexist peacefully.
Is this a good investment?
We're a comedy channel, not advisors. Historically, our best return has been "a laugh."
Will $LONDAY make me rich?
We can only guarantee it will make you a holder of $LONDAY.
When moon?
The moon is approximately 384,000 km away and we don't have a car.
What problem does $LONDAY solve?
None. We checked twice.
Can I stake $LONDAY?
You can put it somewhere and leave it alone, which is similar.
What blockchain is it on?
One of the established ones. Dev chose it. He had reasons, and we let him keep them.
Are the team doxxed?
We're a comedy channel. Our faces are the product. Reverse-doxxed, if anything.
Can the team rug pull?
There's nothing to pull. The team allocation is zero and liquidity is locked by the platform. Also, we'd have to explain it in a video.
Where's the coin's Telegram / Discord / X?
The coin has none. The channel has @superlonday accounts, which post comedy, not coin talk. Anyone claiming to run our "official coin community" is lying to you, without our budget. This page is the community.
Is the smart contract audited?
It's been looked at hard. A formal audit is on the roadmap, so, no.
What if the coin fails?
Then we made a coin, it didn't work, and there's a video in that.
What if the coin succeeds?
Same video, better thumbnail.
Why should I trust you?
You shouldn't trust anyone in crypto, including us, which we believe makes us the most honest project in the space by default.
Still have questions?So do we. About all of this.
The Bit Where You Buy It

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Four steps, written slowly, as promised. Contract address and swap link go live on launch day — verify everything against the official links page.

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