It's a coin. About Super Londay.
You support the nonsense. We produce more of it.
$LONDAY will not change your life. It will not disrupt anything. It has no opinion on the banking system. It is a token that exists because we make comedy, you watch it, and at some point somebody said "we should do a coin" and nobody stopped him in time.
Or don't. The videos are free either way.
We are Super Londay. Londay with super ability — like Superman, but instead of man, we are londay. We can't fly, but yeah, we do londai. Super londai.
Super Londay started as a comedy brand. It is still a comedy brand. The coin has not changed that; if anything, it has confirmed it.
For years we have produced content that people describe as "funny" and, occasionally, "why." Somewhere along the way we noticed that other people were launching coins with less reason than us, which is remarkable, because we have almost no reason.
Super Londay Coin is our answer to a question nobody asked, delivered with the confidence of a project that has asked itself even fewer questions.
We are not a startup. We are not a movement. We are a group of people who make videos, and now, additionally, a coin.
You support the nonsense. We produce more of it.
That's it. That's the entire economic model. You may notice it is shorter than other projects' purpose statements. That is because it is true.
Other coins promise to bank the unbanked, decentralise the centralised, and free the freed. We promise that if the coin does well, we will make more videos, and if it doesn't, we will also make more videos, but with worse lighting.
For those requiring more detail, please find our quarterly breakdown below:
Progress:
✅ Launch coin — done, evidently.
⬜ Moon — no. Be serious.
The utility of $LONDAY is that you have it.
Some tokens let you vote on governance. Some let you stake, farm, or bridge. $LONDAY lets you tell people you own a coin from a comedy channel, which in the right room is devastating.
You own it. Confirmed on-chain and, more importantly, in your heart.
Distinct from item 1. Ask any philosopher.
Occasionally, when we think of them.
See: Purpose. We are legally comfortable with all four.
| Feature | Other coins | $LONDAY |
|---|---|---|
| Staking | Yes | No |
| Governance | Yes | No |
| Yield | Yes | No |
| Honesty about the above | No | Yes |
Total supply: 1,000,000,000. A large, fixed number that we chose because it looked nice.
There is no burn mechanism. Nothing about this project needed to involve fire.
There is no tax on transactions, because we found taxes annoying everywhere else in life and saw no reason to import them.
This paper introduces Super Londay Coin ($LONDAY), a digital token affiliated with the Super Londay comedy brand. We examine the token's purpose (nonsense), its mechanism (a coin), and its long-term outlook (see: purpose). We conclude that the token exists, and present supporting evidence throughout.
Cryptocurrency whitepapers traditionally open with a problem statement. Herein lies our first innovation: we do not have a problem statement, because we do not have a problem. Things were fine. We simply also wanted a coin.
Prior work in this field includes every other meme coin, most of which claim to be different from every other meme coin. We claim no such thing. $LONDAY is extremely similar to other meme coins, except attached to content that already existed and will continue to exist regardless.
Super Londay is a comedy brand. Audiences watch the content and enjoy it, or watch the content and don't, but watch it again anyway. This established relationship — creator produces nonsense, audience consumes nonsense — forms the theoretical foundation of the token, in that we noticed it and thought, "that, but a coin."
The coin was created using a computer (see: Technology). It was then made available for purchase. Our methodology ends here, and we are told this is unusually short for the section, but we are unwilling to pad it.
$LONDAY is a fungible token. Each $LONDAY is identical to each other $LONDAY, which we feel is fair. The token does not do anything on its own. Left unattended, it will remain a token indefinitely. This has been tested (we left one alone for a month).
The economic model is a loop:
Holder supports the nonsense → nonsense is produced → holder observes the nonsense → holder feels, on balance, that this was fine → loop continues.
We have modelled no scenarios in which this breaks, mostly because we have modelled no scenarios.
The token may go down. It may go up. It may stay exactly where it is, which historically is the one thing coins never do. Additional risks include: us, generally.
Decisions are made by the team, over food. There is no voting mechanism. We considered one, then considered ourselves, and withdrew the consideration.
Bitcoin (Nakamoto, 2008) — a coin, famously. Dogecoin (2013) — a funnier coin. $LONDAY (2026) — this one.
Super Londay Coin exists. We believe the evidence presented in this paper supports that claim robustly. Future work includes more nonsense, which is already in production.
[1] The other whitepapers we skimmed.
[2] A YouTube video about how coins work.
[3] Dev, personal communication, repeatedly.
Super Londay Coin is run by the same people who make the content, which should tell you everything about both the content and the coin.
Came up with the coin. Regrets are pending review.
Makes the videos. Was not consulted about the coin. Supports it now, contractually.
Handles the technology (see: Technology). We believe him.
Reads the group chat so the others don't have to. A hero, in the quiet sense.
None of us are anonymous, but none of us are famous either, so it lands in roughly the same place.
Computer.
For those requiring the extended technical documentation: the coin runs on a blockchain, which is a kind of computer that many people share and nobody can turn off, which is also how we'd describe the internet's opinion of our content.
Our technology stack, in full: a blockchain (established, reputable, not ours), a smart contract (short, boring, deliberately), Dev's laptop (backed up as of recently), and this website (you're soaking in it).
We did not invent any new technology for this project, which we consider one of our strongest safety features.
We are proud to announce that we are open to partnerships.
Current confirmed partners: each other.
One logo, rotating anyway. Trusted by the team behind Super Londay Coin. As featured in our own announcement.
We have been in discussions with several major brands, in the sense that we have watched their adverts. Formal outreach is planned for whenever someone on the team feels brave.
If you represent an organisation and would like to partner with a comedy meme coin, we admire your position in your company and would love to hear how you got it.
Four steps, written slowly, as promised. Contract address and swap link go live on launch day — verify everything against the official links page.
How to buy $LONDAYYou've read the site. You know what this is.